Do Khilaadi Problem Bhaari Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen I’m your gentle freind
Iss story mein do khiladi jinki problem bhari

Chori ye bawali raat saari jaagati
Bhaage jo bhi kaand kare khakhi mein ye aag si
Dil ki kare robbery ilzaam mujhpe thop ri
Strawberry se honth chale goliyon ko daagti

Piche piche piche bhage tu choron ke
Fase jo lage bhai moro ke
Ribbon kaate maare tu chaate daad tu tera daav ki

English mein bolu tujhe love you main mam
Mam tu bhi english mein bol dena same to same
Meri saumya hi sam mere dil ka tu chain
Mumbai mein tu ek number dilli mein kaim

Madam reham kha reham kha na itna mera time kha
Rapper tera dapper wala bhookha na main fame ka

Chaukanna, oye bach ke rehna bach ke rehna
Chaukanna, oye bhagte rehna bhagte rehna
Chaukanna, oye bach ke rehna bach ke rehna
Chaukanna, oye bhagte bhagte bhagte rehna

Haye re netra, kya tera paintra?
Tanne lagta kyu, tanne koyi na dekh ra
Ghar ko sambhaal rakha, bichake jaal rakha
Haal ho behaal lipstick laal kyu utaar rakha?

Kadi ka patta, swad bada de
Chale muh, ye haath chalade
Lagi stranger, badi danger
Koyi bhai ki baat badha de

100 din ki baat bhale
Jo bhi karna bindaas kare
Dikhti dhansoon nikli jasoos
Madam ke jab saath chale

Baaton mein dena dakhal ni
Jeene ko thhode hai pal hi
Videsh na jaaye fir bhi ghuymaye
Ye chhori na tumse sambhalti

Kar paaoge inki nakal ni
Kate ye jaise fasal thi
Jab saath mein aaye to sab ki lagaye
Ye jodi na thhodi bhi halki

Re inki karo baat to kisi ki nahi aukaat
Aayenge ye saath to lagayenge ye vaat

Chaukanna, oye bach ke rehna bach ke rehna
Chaukanna, oye bhagte rehna bhagte rehna
Chaukanna, oye bach ke rehna bach ke rehna
Chaukanna, oye bhagte bhagte bhagte rehna.